corkidorki:

After our trip to the island

“Oh sweet bed, how I’ve missed you.”

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

(Source: siddman)

Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.

sexhaver:

“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm

(Source: jennlferlawrence)

teeketch:

“Onett Little League” by TeeKetch

Available for $11 on 5/16 at www.theyetee.com

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conputerscience:

cataquacks:

digivolves:

craigslistdad:

peachywonder:

GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING

I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

OH

DO NOT TOY WITH ME

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AAS;DLFAS ;DH HOLY FUCKING SHIT.